Thursday, January 15, 2009

Day 15: Bios - Sinclair

Topic: OK, so I really want to keep up, to some degree, with some sort of collaborative writing. I find it fun.

Today, pick someone in the blog group (look in the followers section) whom you know very little about. Based solely on their blogspot pic and the name of their blog (not their writing), write a one-paragraph bio of them.


Her name is Sinclair. She enjoys karaoke, playing dress-up, and hiking. Her favorite sport is rock-climbing. Her favorite color is green. She did beauty pageants til the age of 10. She has studied cello for 8 years. She knows and can perform every step of "The Nutcracker" ballet by memory. Every night she sleeps in a $2000 red satin ball gown that she stole from the mall. (shhhh, don't tell anyone... it reminds her of her pageant days) When she's not singing, rock-climbing, or playing cello, she is scrap booking pictures of her ladybug hunting excursions.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Day 14: Escape Plan

Short sweet and to the point....

FOLLOW BOBBY!!!

I already know that Bobby has it all planned out. So, no need to make my own.
I'm fairly sure that this was one of the first 3 things he thought about when we moved. Flooding options also being up there. I don't have to think about anything. More than likely if there were really an attack so bad that I would need an escape plan, I doubt anything else would be going through my mind other than "FOLLOW BOBBY!!!"

Day 11: Mandyville Hunks

Mandyville has a new wrestling team. (not wwe crap, real wrestling)
The Mandyville Hunks.
Team colors are turquoise and chartreuse.

All the boys on the team are not only chosen because of their wrestling skills, but they also have to be super hunky. All the women of Mandyville started a committee, raised the money and started a petition to get a wrestling team. They are all individual co-owners of the team. They decide who wrestles who and for how long. They are pretty much the only people that come to the matches. Well those that have daughters bring them, too. Men aren't invited. Unless they are gorgeous and willing to wrestle at the drop of a hat.

Day 10: Acrostic Poems

Always trying to procrastinate
Money deprived
Adequately funny
Nearly perfect :)
Deeply in love
Awesome

Just a kiddo
Often silly
Energetic

Overly needy of positive reinforcement
Vivacious
Excited about making music
Rarely pessimistic
Totally girly
Organized
Not afraid to judge people (a favorite past time)


Fast swimmer
Icky slimy skin
Slippery in my hand
Hard to hold on to


Makeovers daily
On camera
Very convincing actress
Intense love scenes with hot hunky actors
Every one wants to know me

Spend the day playing make believe
Tedious paparazzi
Attention
Red carpet

Day 9: Horoscopes

I'm not that into horoscopes. Occasionally, I will read them just to see what it says. But I often forget all of what I read within seconds of putting the paper down. Much less do I remember to apply it to my life. I can't even remember them long enough to see if they came true.
I know a few people who write them for a living, so I mean no offense, but I really want to take a pass on this one. I don't care enough about it to spend my time researching it to write a few paragraphs. Sorry.

I just don't wanna. So, there.

Day 8: Animals

I'm at a loss for an animal story. I will try to come up with something at a later date.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Day 7: Routines

Topic: Routines are a part of our daily lives, something that many of us cannot live without. They can be monotonous or comforting, but without routines, most of us will never get our teeth brushed. Write a descriptive about one of your daily routines.

One of my most important routines (to me anyway) is my showering routine. I may not shower everyday, but when I do, it must be in a very strict order. I shower from top to bottom. Literally. Cleanest most important areas first, dirtiest areas last.
1. Undress
2. Wet hair, then face
3. Wash face first. Don't want to get dirt from the rest of my body on my face, so it must be washed first.
4. Shampoo. Rinse.
5. Conditioner. Leave in.
6. Soap up chest, stomach, back, arms, armpits, butt (then secret areas), legs. In that order. Every time.
7. Shave armpits and/or legs while still soaped.
8. Rinse conditioner and soap all at once.
9. Soap feet last. ALWAYS LAST!!!! I wear flip flops most days. My feet get really dirty. Even when I wear real shoes my feet still get nasty. I never want to get that nastiness on any other part of my body. So, they ALWAYS get washed last.
10. Double check all soap and conditioner have been rinsed.

Even when I dry off I tend to do it in the same order. Weird. I never thought about that before.
I just realized that it's possible everyone may shower that way. But I find it super important that it be done in that specific order. Every time.