Topic: This blog called "Dear Old Love" is a really fun way to waste a few hours. Similar to postsecret- people mail in their notes anonymously to their exes. The blog owner comes up with the title.Some are sweet, some are sad and some are..vengeful.enjoy!
Book Him
via Dear Old Love on 1/4/09
I finally finished my novel. It’s nothing like the early drafts you read. The character based on you kills himself because he’s a jackass and everybody hates him. Especially me.
Now that is a dish best served cold. Write a note to an ex. And don't be shy.
Dear______,
Remember that time you got mad and punched a hole in the dashboard of your truck because I wanted to go to a party and you didn't? I really thought you were going to hit me then. I'm glad you didn't.
Remember that time you pushed me to the floor and screamed at me because you wanted to go to the movies and I didn't? I really thought you were going to hit me then. I'm glad you didn't.
Remember that time you punched a hold in your wall and then charged toward me with your fist up because I wouldn't tell you the secret that I told my friend at school? I really thought you were going to hit me then. I'm glad you didn't.
Remember that time you went ballistic because I wanted to spend the weekend with my friends instead of you? I really thought you were going to hit me then. I'm glad you didn't.
Remember that time you punched the concrete wall because my director wouldn't let you in to watch my high school play rehearsal? I really thought you were going to hit me then. I'm glad you didn't.
Remember that time I broke up with you and you made me sit in your truck with you while you cried? I still thought you were going to hit me then. I'm glad you didn't.
After all the times you never hit me, I'm so glad you're not my boyfriend anymore.
Monday, January 5, 2009
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High school boys think they're so tough with the punching of inanimate objects. What a jerk. I'm glad he never hit you too.
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